Posted: 2018-02-14 18:59:28
A drunk guy was with his girlfriend in a cinema and suddenly he fell asleep. After a while he woke up and shouted: "My Penis!"
Everyone was surprised, He continued: "Where is my penis?" Someone has cut my penis and my nuts!Oh God, what have I done!?"
The embarrassed girlfriend said: "Shut up you idiot! Your hand is in my panty.