Hey Guy's,
Well it seems this weather is setting in for a little bit and therefore the only sunshine you will see through the clouds this week will be the ladies at Divine.
They truly brighten any day and personally I sometimes sit and envy you all based on the fact you get to spend time in their company while I sit at the desk and watch ha ha.
So today on this gloomy Monday let them wow you into a state of absolute sensuality allowing you to float through the week and achieve your dreams and goals while smiling secretly knowing what began your week in such an amazing way.
Today's quote:
How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.
Anne Frank
Today's joke:
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000 and felt really good about the results. On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. As she was leaving, she said to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35,"he replied. "I'm actually 47," the woman said, feeling really happy. After that she went into McDonald's for lunch and asked the order taker the same question. He replied, "Oh, you look about 29." "I am actually 47!" she said, feeling really good. While standing at the bus stop she asked an old man the same question. He replied, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a woman's age. If I put my hand up your skirt I will be able to tell your exact age." There was no one around, so the woman said, "What the hell?" and let him slip his hand up her skirt. After feeling around for a while, the old man said, "OK, You are 47." Stunned, the woman said, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?" The old man replied, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's."
Today's gorgeous shift:
1. Lindsay
2. Brandy
3. Samantha
4. Kat
5. Mandy
6. Jasmin
7. Trish
8. Candy
9. Nikki
10.Lauren
11.Holly
A wonderful array of beauty that will put you in a realm that cannot be reached without extreme sensuality and relaxation.
Have a beyond amazing day guy's and may the clouds part on your way here shining warmth on you as you begin this week in the most stunning of ways.
011 615 0925 or 011 616 0177 or 078 709 2732
www.divinesa.co.za
Regards
Sean