A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too large. she asks the doctor to keep the operation a secret as she's embarrassed and doesn't want anyone to find out. The doctor agrees.
She wakes up from her operation and finds three roses carefully placed beside her bed. outraged she immediately calls in the doctor and says 'I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!' 'don't worry', he says, 'i didn't tell anybody. the first rose is from me. i felt bad because you went through this all by yourself. The second rose is from the nurse. she assisted me with the operation.'
'who is the third rose from ?' she asked.


'oh' says the doctor, 'that rose is from a guy upstairs in the burn unit. he wanted to thank you for his new ears!'

Omw LOL.....

On 2017-11-30 09:10:35 Tanya said:
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'oh' says the doctor, 'that rose is from a guy upstairs in the burn unit. he wanted to thank you for his new ears!'

I met that guy once. He had those new ears but he was still stone deaf. He kept cupping his ears and yelling "come again!"

Hahaha!! @jaykay96....I can already envision this! Lol!

On 2017-11-30 11:04:28 jaykay96 said:
On 2017-11-30 09:10:35 Tanya said: .........

'oh' says the doctor, 'that rose is from a guy upstairs in the burn unit. he wanted to thank you for his new ears!'


I met that guy once. He had those new ears but he was still stone deaf. He kept cupping his ears and yelling "come again!"

Lol...I think I might have met the fella also

LMFaO, Those Lips Must Me Long Hey if they can turn to ears

Lmao really good...