How do you get a nun pregnant? A: Dress her up as an alter boy.
Q: Did you hear about the guy who ran infront of the bus? A: He got tired
Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist? A: By becoming a ventriloquist!
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection? A: A Quarter Ponder with Cheese.
Q: What do preists and Mcdonalds have in common? A: They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q: Why do men get their great ideas in bed? A: Because their plugged into a genius!
Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? Q: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis, her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue.
Q: What has got two legs and bleeds? A: Half a dog!
Q: What do you call an afghan virgin A: Mever bin laid on
Q: Why is santa so jolly? A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Q: Why did God give men penises? A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A: A lickalotopis Q.When do you kick a dwarf in the balls? A.When he is standing next to your miss saying her hair smells nice Q:Why did Tigger look in the toilet? A:Because he was looking for Pooh
If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?
Q: Do you know what the square root of 69 is? A: Ate something.
Q: What kind of bees produce milk? A: Boobies
Q: What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? A: Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant.
Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A: They don't have balls to scratch.
Q: What do bread and autistic kids have in common? A: They both have special needs
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator? A: Why are YOU shaking? She's going to eat me!

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
Q; Whats the difference between the Florida State football team and a Florida State cheerleader? A: They both suck for four quarters. Q; What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? A: A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off
Q: Why do dwarfs laugh when they play soccer? A: The grass tickles their balls
Q: What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown? A: A cheater, cheater, woman beater.
Q: What is pink, goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet? A: Bubble Gum.
Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't? A: Her navel.
Q: What does a good bar and a good woman have in common? A: Liquor in the front and poker in the back!
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs? A: He doesn't want anyone knowing he's been fucking the chickens!
Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken.

Happy Tuesday to everyone!!

Tanya
Xxx

Haha, nice Tanya.
Some good ones there.

Sometimes I'm afraid to approach some girls because of their facial expressions. Some of them look like they've already broken up with you before even being approached

Lmao thank you babes you really mada me laugh. Here is one for you: What do you call a chick with small tits? ..... Don't call her......

Girls, if a guy remembers the exact color of your eyes after the first date... you have small boobs.