Had a little time to kill, so went through the usual shite on News 24, zuma stealing, npa doing fokol, kpmg not offering longterm employment, gig-aab still minister of finance, saa still in the shit, etc....


Then I came upon a story about a man and a donkey, or two in fact.

My heart went out to this man, for he could very well be one of us, a punter on ESA. Granted, a punter that has fallen on hard times, as he rounded up two donkeys and herded them to a secluded spot, where he then proceeded to have intercourse with the donkeys.

My thoughts :
1.) Does his girlfriend look like a donkey ?
2.) Is he into three-somes ?
3.) How much did he pay the donkeys ?
4.) Was it consensual ?
5.) If not, is it rape ?
6.) Was the donkeys over the legal age ?
7.) If not, do we call it incest, or inbest ?
8.) What did foreplay consist of ?
9.) How did he get an erection ?
10.) Was it the ears that did it for him ?
11.) Did they like it ?
12.) Was COF allowed ?
13.) Did he use a condom, or was that basic bareback ?
14.) Was the donkeys both females ?
15.) If not, did he realise that at the time ?


I think we should have a collection for this poor punter, just to save all of the donkeys that are now under threat of the donkey-rapist.

Cheers

16.) Was the punter's name Shrek?
17.) If so, did the one donkey turn into Human-Fiona and the other into Ogre-Fiona?

There's a local porn club site have copied advertisers profiles on here and the red site and uploaded on their site.

Yesterday I got a call from a very distraught and traumatized lady informing me that plonked between our profiles was a video of a man having sex with a fowl, feet and
feathers flying in the air.

At first I was horrified when I went
onto the site and saw the video. After a while I thought about this unnatural act and asked myself were men always this perverse or is it just this new trend.

And than I just had this very deranged thought that if it was perfectly acceptable to cull certain animal species, maybe the culling of certain human males to protect the environment maybe a solution.

Fok...!

Brilliant...

Give that man a Bells. Great story.