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Women
Posted: 2017-08-09 08:38:04
"God made Adam first because he didn't want any advice from Eve how to make Adam."
"Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make men stupid."
"In a perfect world, all of a woman's issues could be fixed with WD-40 and duct tape."
"God is the best inventor ever. He took a rib from a man and created a loudspeaker."
"I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against."
"Cosmetics is a boon to every woman, but a girl's best friend is still a nearsighted man."
"If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war... Just couple of nations not talking with each other."
"What counts is not how many animals were killed to make the fur, but how many animals the woman had to sleep with to get the fur."
"Men are generally more law- abiding than women. Women have the feeling that since they didn't make the rules, the rules have nothing to do with them."
"It is very difficult to tell a woman where you're planning to go..Cos it's difficult to answer the rest.. WHERE?. WHEN? and FOR WHAT PURPOSE?. And then comes the worst "I WOULD LIKE TO JOIN?"
"A husband only worries about a particular Other Man; a wife distrusts her whole species."
"Being a woman is a terribly easy task since it consists principally in dealing with men."
"I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm."
"For most of history, Anonymous was a woman."
"How to find a wife... Step 1 of 2: Find a woman you like now but you know you're going to hate in 5 or less years. Give her your house."
"Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make men stupid."
"In a perfect world, all of a woman's issues could be fixed with WD-40 and duct tape."
"God is the best inventor ever. He took a rib from a man and created a loudspeaker."
"I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against."
"Cosmetics is a boon to every woman, but a girl's best friend is still a nearsighted man."
"If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war... Just couple of nations not talking with each other."
"What counts is not how many animals were killed to make the fur, but how many animals the woman had to sleep with to get the fur."
"Men are generally more law- abiding than women. Women have the feeling that since they didn't make the rules, the rules have nothing to do with them."
"It is very difficult to tell a woman where you're planning to go..Cos it's difficult to answer the rest.. WHERE?. WHEN? and FOR WHAT PURPOSE?. And then comes the worst "I WOULD LIKE TO JOIN?"
"A husband only worries about a particular Other Man; a wife distrusts her whole species."
"Being a woman is a terribly easy task since it consists principally in dealing with men."
"I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm."
"For most of history, Anonymous was a woman."
"How to find a wife... Step 1 of 2: Find a woman you like now but you know you're going to hate in 5 or less years. Give her your house."
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Re: Women
Posted: 2017-08-09 08:45:33
Lmao, some really great ones yewrev !!!
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Re: Women
Posted: 2017-08-09 08:52:48
"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
"If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty- six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near forty."
"If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty- six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near forty."
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Re: Women
Posted: 2017-08-09 12:20:57
Lol!!!! Really??
Die skepper het die aarde gemaak en gerus...
Toe maak Hy n man en het gerus....
Vandat Hy die vrou gemaak het, het niemand ooit weer gerus nie!! ;)
Die skepper het die aarde gemaak en gerus...
Toe maak Hy n man en het gerus....
Vandat Hy die vrou gemaak het, het niemand ooit weer gerus nie!! ;)
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Re: Women
Posted: 2017-08-09 15:22:27
Haha@stormpie
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