.... some humour as we need it seeing that this forum has become a freak show.

Enjoy It

Questions: "Why Do Men Wear Underwear?"
Answer: "As Per Military Rules, All Types Of Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time"



Q: What's the difference between cricketers and condoms?
A: Cricketers drop the catches and condoms catches the drops.



Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman?
A: Riding a bicycle you fix your ass & move your legs, riding a woman you fix your legs & move your ass.



Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.



Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.



Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... Forward... Backward... Forward... Backward....
Forward... Stop and eject.



Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are screwed.



Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag



7 qualities of a perfect wife:
*B*eautiful,
*R*esponsible
*E*nergetic
*A*dorable
*S*weet
*T*ruthful and
*S*elf-Organized.
In short, she must have good *B.R.E.A.S.T. S*



Q: Who is a gynecologist?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place, where most people find pleasure.



Q What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.



Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed.
Tarzan asked "Why"?
The animals told him......... .."Your tail is in the front"


Secret of long life.....
Morning two eggs, evening two pegs.....and n ight between two legs!!

On 2017-08-04 09:23:15 Orpheus said:
.... some humour as we need it seeing that this forum has become a freak show.

Thing about freak shows is that they have made a huge comeback in mainstream popular culture! People are fascinated by the bizarre, so I suppose your analogy is not a bad comparison.

Somehow I knew you would reply to that. Good for you.

lol, good jokes Orpheus!

Thanks Meg. Glad you appreciate the humour. Mwa. Have a super fantastic friday

On 2017-08-04 09:38:43 Orpheus said:
Somehow I knew you would reply to that. Good for you.

See, predictability...not that hard to do. Somehow, you knew you'd get my attention with that!

Good giggles on a Friday morning... thanks for that Orpheus... x

Fatal attraction hahaha.

On 2017-08-04 09:38:43 Orpheus said:
Somehow I knew you would reply to that. Good for you.

Q: What has 75 balls and screws old Ladies?
A: Bingo

Was sitting on the porch of the old age home
When one of the ladies said to me
"you use to sit closer to me"
So I move closer
"You use to put your arm around me"
So I did
"You use to nibble me ear"
To which I respond
"just wait a moment Dear , let me get my teeth"

How do you know a woman is going to say something smart
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me"

What is six inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy?
Wrong not your member, but my money

Lmao!! That was good! Loving the humor on this blissful Friday...