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Want to hear a funny joke??
Posted: 2017-07-12 13:49:40
What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
2. What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
Beat it. We're closed.
3. What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year.
4. Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.
5. What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
6. What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
7. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me!
Happy humpday
Xxx
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
2. What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
Beat it. We're closed.
3. What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year.
4. Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.
5. What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
6. What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
7. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me!
Happy humpday
Xxx
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Re: Want to hear a funny joke??
Posted: 2017-07-12 13:52:52
@tanya
Haha very good ones!
Haha very good ones!
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Re: Want to hear a funny joke??
Posted: 2017-07-12 13:55:16
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Re: Want to hear a funny joke??
Posted: 2017-07-12 15:48:24
Fuck, tough crowd! More fucked then a whore at closing time!
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Re: Want to hear a funny joke??
Posted: 2017-07-12 16:45:16
Edited: 2017-07-12 16:45:43
Edited: 2017-07-12 16:45:43
Nice Tanya
Here's one:
What's the difference between a fish and a Vagina?
The fish cuts through the water and the Vagina waters through her cut
Here's one:
What's the difference between a fish and a Vagina?
The fish cuts through the water and the Vagina waters through her cut
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Re: Want to hear a funny joke??
Posted: 2017-07-12 16:54:18
For the boys:-
Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? A: Because his pecker is on his head!
Q: What do you get when you cross and owl and a rooster? A: A cock that stays up all night long.
Q: Why doesn't Tom Cruise eat bananas? A: He can't find the zipper!
Q: What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? A: Your wife will always blow your bonus!
Q: What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? A: He smashed his his nose.
Q: What happens when you make a penis out of Legos? A: You get COCK BLOCKed.
Q: How many knees do men really have? A: 3.... right knee, left knee and their wee-knee.
Q: What do you call a woman who loves small dicks? A: Hopefully your girlfriend.
Q: What did the penis say to the vagina? A: Don't make me cum in there.
Q: What do you call an endowed puppet? A: Well strung.
Q: What do you call an erection when listening to hymns? A: an organ boner
Q: Who was the worlds first carpenter? A: Eve, because she made Adams banana stand
Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis? A: So their brains can get some oxygen now and then.
Q: What did the O say to the
Q? A: "Dude, your dick's hanging out."
Q: How could the redneck mom tell that her daughter was on her period? A: She could taste the blood on her son's dick!
Q: What do you do with a years worth of used condoms? A: Melt them, turn them into tire and call it a goodyear.
Q: How many parrots can you fit down a man's pants? A: Depends on the length of the perch.
Q: Why do Justin Biebers male friends nickname him "Shotgun"? A: Give him a cock and he'll Blow!
Q: What did the penis say to the condom? A: Cover me im going in!
Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A: a dicktator!
Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? A: Because his pecker is on his head!
Q: What do you get when you cross and owl and a rooster? A: A cock that stays up all night long.
Q: Why doesn't Tom Cruise eat bananas? A: He can't find the zipper!
Q: What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? A: Your wife will always blow your bonus!
Q: What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? A: He smashed his his nose.
Q: What happens when you make a penis out of Legos? A: You get COCK BLOCKed.
Q: How many knees do men really have? A: 3.... right knee, left knee and their wee-knee.
Q: What do you call a woman who loves small dicks? A: Hopefully your girlfriend.
Q: What did the penis say to the vagina? A: Don't make me cum in there.
Q: What do you call an endowed puppet? A: Well strung.
Q: What do you call an erection when listening to hymns? A: an organ boner
Q: Who was the worlds first carpenter? A: Eve, because she made Adams banana stand
Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis? A: So their brains can get some oxygen now and then.
Q: What did the O say to the
Q? A: "Dude, your dick's hanging out."
Q: How could the redneck mom tell that her daughter was on her period? A: She could taste the blood on her son's dick!
Q: What do you do with a years worth of used condoms? A: Melt them, turn them into tire and call it a goodyear.
Q: How many parrots can you fit down a man's pants? A: Depends on the length of the perch.
Q: Why do Justin Biebers male friends nickname him "Shotgun"? A: Give him a cock and he'll Blow!
Q: What did the penis say to the condom? A: Cover me im going in!
Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A: a dicktator!
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Re: Want to hear a funny joke??
Posted: 2017-07-12 16:56:34
And now especially for the manne
Q: What do you call the useless piece of skin on a cock? A: The man.
BTW I DONT HAVE FORE SKIN.
Q: What do you call the useless piece of skin on a cock? A: The man.
BTW I DONT HAVE FORE SKIN.
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Re: Want to hear a funny joke??
Posted: 2017-07-12 17:13:49
What is common between a woman and alcohol?. They both have an amazing talent to make you extremely happy at night and leave you fucked up in the morning.
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Re: Want to hear a funny joke??
Posted: 2017-07-12 21:54:11
Two Mint Imperials are kicking the cr@p out of a Jelly Tot. All you see is sugar flying! Chappie asks Smartie: "Why aren't you helping!?" Smartie says: " Are you mad!? Those guys are f#!kin menthol !!!"=))X_X
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Re: Want to hear a funny joke??
Posted: 2017-07-13 09:25:42
Lol! Thanx for all the jokes orpheus! A good chuckle early in the morning makes anyones day xxx
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