With eFiling open for the 2017 tax year

I need to know
1.) Medical cost incurred that is not on any certificate (punting to reach 21 ejaculations a month)
2.) physical impairment based on the size of the member.

@INL someone has told me you can claim for your learning problem also.

Lol i hope you succeed....

Punting for tax returns.....there was this story about a guy & lady who had sex in a Dr's room...to see if they were doing it right

Nice one just use Jacobs line I think his a boss. 2017 his pronunciation is Twenty hundred thousand and seventeen imagine what helle say fo 5 trillion(5000000000000) or that's sars supposed to be collecting total 2017. Or just make buddies with gigaba his very bribeable sure helle make majority of taxes disappear if his paid his bribery fees. Gotta love politicans and the crap line of sars make you money work for sa. Or a better one imagine how many punts one can get for that amount of money sharing is caring.

Yewrev

My consultation comes cheap : one x 5 hour punt at SU with Lindsay....

With regard to the medical cost incurred for the 21 ejaculations, I "create" an invoice or a few invoices per month, and write it off as Consultation fees in my business. I live a stressfull life, with the medical drama that surround me very well documented, so my motivation behind it is simply an Article 11 A deduction, namely : Expense necessary to generate income. If I am too stressed, I cannot work, therefore I need to go for a destressing massage every other day. The saving is 30% of the cost of the massage, and it is far better to claim it as a business expense rather than a medical expense in your personal income tax.

Of course I do it through more than one business, so in fact I claim for 42 ejaculations, so the businesses refund me in any case for the cost, and I then get SARS to pay 60% of the cost of my punting.

Then I also use the cash that I earn from the business which I don't declare at all to pay for the punt, so the 30% tax that I should have paid for the cash generated, is then also a saving, so now I am at 90% of the cost of my punting that is subsidised by SARS.

So, 90% of my punting is paid for by the government.

How is that for fucking them in the ass ?


Cheers

With regard to the Physical impairment of your assumedly shorter than normal willy, please chat to Se_Kaas and his by now infamous 2,5 incher. Here I am going out on a limb, because I can't figure out if you are over developed or like Se_Kaas.

Will probably be a short chat...

Me on the other hand with Excalibur, well, let's just say that some things are better used with both hands....

Cheers

Will make contact with Se_kaas to find out how he deals with it from a tax point.

Have decided to appoint KPMG as my tax consaltants, if the can manage to get a R30m wedding to be seen as a business exspense, then my R3m puntting a year should not be a problem.

Not sure if a one x 5 hour session with the mentioned lady would be such a good idea. 30 min is all she require to achieve a similar result to a 5-some elsewhere. I have it on good authority that you required a wheelchair after the 5-some session to make it back to your vehicle.

Let me suggest 20x 15min session for health reasons.

KPMG is a good call. Their spin doctors know how to get around this problem.

The wheelchair is correct, but that was as a result of my friend Bacchus getting out of hand again.

The awesome foursome were put on light duty for Tuesday, as apparently our antics were truly epic. They are however back on full duty since yesterday.

I have to admit that am still walking a little funny after all of the various and interesting positions that we tried during the course of this epic encounter.

I will in due course write a more detailed report, although it will probably take about two pages to explain all of the happy endings. I think we stopped counting at 5.....lets just say that my load is much lighter and my 21 target is now so much closer than it was on Monday morning. I have a proverbial "light" step.

Taking a sabbatical for a while to recharge those empty batteries.

Cheers

My learning problem is surfacing again. Doctors are dumbfounded with this, as I have been down this road so many times and still :

I never learn....

On 2017-07-06 08:37:23 I never learn said:
My learning problem is surfacing again. Doctors are dumbfounded with this, as I have been down this road so many times and still :

I never learn....

I prefer not to learn, where these fine ladies are involved. Much more intersting for them to keep on showing me how it should be done.

And lets be honest these ladies have got more than just looks. They even have got patience to teach this old dog some new tricks