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Country blues song of the married punter
Posted: 2017-06-09 16:45:47
Each day I check ESA
The ladies so hot I jus' wanna play
But my boss won't let me go
An' my banker say no
My wife don't put out
Been four months since we made love
I'm so horny
Got arthritis in my hands from wanking
Just want some touching an' feeling
And maybe a massage or two
Even just a blow n' go would do
Oooooooh
Each day I check ESA
The ladies so hot I jus' wanna play
But my boss won't let me go
An' my banker say no
I got the blues
The blue ball blues
The ladies so hot I jus' wanna play
But my boss won't let me go
An' my banker say no
My wife don't put out
Been four months since we made love
I'm so horny
Got arthritis in my hands from wanking
Just want some touching an' feeling
And maybe a massage or two
Even just a blow n' go would do
Oooooooh
Each day I check ESA
The ladies so hot I jus' wanna play
But my boss won't let me go
An' my banker say no
I got the blues
The blue ball blues
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Re: Country blues song of the married punter
Posted: 2017-06-10 11:37:03
Lol grant... epic "blues" song...mr blue balls hope u get it sorted soon.. blue balls i mean
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Re: Country blues song of the married punter
Posted: 2017-06-10 17:59:35
Thanks dear.
I sincerely hope my blue balls can be sorted out soon too. Hehehehehe
I sincerely hope my blue balls can be sorted out soon too. Hehehehehe
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