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Punter's Lament
Posted: 2017-05-20 15:22:07
Edited: 2017-05-20 16:05:28
Edited: 2017-05-20 16:05:28
I met you at a venue in Norkem Park
We had a great time in the dark
You moved to a private house in Brakpan
I was your biggest fan
You moved to a venue in Bedfordview
I remained true to you
Then you went to Midrand
I said by you I will stand
Off you went to Parkhurst
I said it's ok it's not the worst
After that it was Bordeaux
That's where I did go
Then you went to Garsfontein
I thought I'd go insane
I said 'Agge Nee honey why do you move so often?'
You said 'babes I love you so much,
Will you please stay in touch?'
(This is actually about a lady that I like very much, but foly huck, she keeps on moving!!!)
We had a great time in the dark
You moved to a private house in Brakpan
I was your biggest fan
You moved to a venue in Bedfordview
I remained true to you
Then you went to Midrand
I said by you I will stand
Off you went to Parkhurst
I said it's ok it's not the worst
After that it was Bordeaux
That's where I did go
Then you went to Garsfontein
I thought I'd go insane
I said 'Agge Nee honey why do you move so often?'
You said 'babes I love you so much,
Will you please stay in touch?'
(This is actually about a lady that I like very much, but foly huck, she keeps on moving!!!)
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Re: Punter's Lament
Posted: 2017-05-20 16:41:04
She is fucking you around :-) (pun intended)
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Re: Punter's Lament
Posted: 2017-05-23 14:23:18
The lady I wrote the poem about saw it. She says she knew it was about her and she phoned me. She says she's still in Pretoria and will be back in Joburg in a few weeks time!
I hope so.
I hope so.
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