Posted: 2017-03-23 00:54:47
Robby, my man I feel your pain man.
Oh my word this annoys me.
Make up, much like aftershave on a guy, is a case of less is more.
Young ladies, please, you do not need to lay it on with a plasterer's trowel. You skin is youthful and sweet. Don't wreck it by not allowing it to breath.
Older ladies, does it ever occur to you that those, blemishes and marks are what makes you appealing? What makes you... you. Don't hide those, let us see them. They are wonderful.
Ladies, we guys like a bit of lippy, maybe something around the eyes and a little foundation with some powdering here and there. But here is the issue...
Ladies if you feel your face resembles a bag of spanner's, no amount of Mabelene will cure it.
But still, we will book you. Well maybe not me, maybe not Robby, but someone. You know why?...
Beauty really is in the eye of the beholder.
We are a strange bunch of bastards and for every ass faced bag of spanners there are a hundred guys that believe you are beautiful.
Fat, brown, skinny, pale, tall, short, slitty eyed, cow eyed, pimply, smooth skinned, large titted, pert breasted, fat assed, no-assed ladies.
Yes YOU! I'm talking to you with all of your insecurities, PUT THE TROWEL DOWN!
You really don't need it.
Smile at us, make us feel good and we will love you. And you know what? We'll even pay to love you!