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Halaal punting
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Posted: 2025-03-26 16:32:41

So for an islamic marriage to be valid, all it needs is 2 male witnesses and for the lady to be either muslim, christian or jewish. I was thinking then, is that not a potential way to have a halaal punt? Find your favourite WG/SP who fits the above criteria, make the nikkah with the help of some bros or guys from on here, and then you know any visits with that WG/SP are halaal for you. The nikkah contract can specify that there are no obligations between man and wife besides the fee and the deeds/services. Did I find a potential loophole?
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Posted: 2025-03-26 16:57:54
Edited: 2025-03-26 16:58:33

A marriage with a WG under a written contract. No matter how you treat it, it is still a marriage. Be ready for alimony, child support etc etc
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Posted: 2025-03-27 00:24:01

Well if u remain in the contract and she sleeps around, u will be under the category of dayooth

Thats a easy way to get forbidden from Jannah my brother
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Posted: 2025-03-27 09:10:30

WTF ja boet I think the fasting has gotten to you
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Posted: 2025-03-27 09:17:51

Go ask the Majlis, they would be happy to kick your ass
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Posted: 2025-03-27 09:38:30
Edited: 2025-03-27 09:38:46

On 2025-03-26 16:32:41 smallpenis786 said:
So for an islamic marriage to be valid, all it needs is 2 male witnesses and for the lady to be either muslim, christian or jewish. I was thinking then, is that not a potential way to have a halaal punt? Find your favourite WG/SP who fits the above criteria, make the nikkah with the help of some bros or guys from on here, and then you know any visits with that WG/SP are halaal for you. The nikkah contract can specify that there are no obligations between man and wife besides the fee and the deeds/services. Did I find a potential loophole?



I would suggest to wear a suiside vest to have an exposive wedding.
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Posted: 2025-03-27 09:39:04

On 2025-03-27 00:24:01 TheDetailsAccount said:
Well if u remain in the contract and she sleeps around, u will be under the category of dayooth

Thats a easy way to get forbidden from Jannah my brother



Being here and punting is already a denial to jannah
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Posted: 2025-03-27 09:51:17

On 2025-03-26 16:57:54 uwillwantme said:
A marriage with a WG under a written contract. No matter how you treat it, it is still a marriage. Be ready for alimony, child support etc etc



What if there was no written contract, and it was solely just verbal? Still any legal consequences?
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Posted: 2025-03-27 10:18:28

On 2025-03-26 16:32:41 smallpenis786 said:
So for an islamic marriage to be valid, all it needs is 2 male witnesses and for the lady to be either muslim, christian or jewish. I was thinking then, is that not a potential way to have a halaal punt? Find your favourite WG/SP who fits the above criteria, make the nikkah with the help of some bros or guys from on here, and then you know any visits with that WG/SP are halaal for you. The nikkah contract can specify that there are no obligations between man and wife besides the fee and the deeds/services. Did I find a potential loophole?



This sounds like a misyar marriage where a woman can forgo her rights of provision or anything expected in a traditional marriage. It's like a marriage of convenience.

A lot of scholars say it's not permissible but so is punting lol
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Posted: 2025-03-27 10:18:32
Edited: 2025-03-27 10:20:34

This is something they do in Iran. Watched a documentary on youtube I think it was by one if the arab news channels. Anyway its a temporary marriage thing that can last a few days to a few weeks. Is this what you are on about?

Dude just do your punting and go ask forgiveness after. Do you guys have a confessional thing like the catholics you can go to if it will make you feel better

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