Dropped in there last night (Sat) to see what this place was all about, having heard conflicting reports.
It wasn't hectically busy, with prospective punters coming and going throughout the couple of hours I was there. The ambiance was pretty relaxed, as it should be. After all, everyone one knows what the agenda there is.
The talent was pretty much a mixed bag - a couple of overweight chicks, one middle aged chick and not in the MILF catagory, a few Thai girls, a few "fuglies" and a couple of pretty decent chicks. This however was expected seeing as it was a Sat night. Most of the girls working in venues like this make the bulk of their money during the week, and don't work on weekends, so the "pussy menu" is better during the week, and word has it that Wed and Thurs nights are generally the best times to go.
I was eyeing out two girls - a very attractive Thai girl with no dress sense of about 25 or so, and a dead regular blonde chick in her 30's. Blondie was the type of chick that would not be out of place in the cereal isle of Pick n Pay, and that one would cock a gander at because she has a nice figure.
Seeing as the Thai girl could not speak English, she was a no go. So I settled on Blondie, aka Vicky, and after parting with R500 we ambled on over to the rooms, through a locked door that was at the back of the lounge/pub.
What immediately struck me was the cleanliness - I'm a bit OCD when it comes to that. There were fresh fluffy towels artistically folded and displayed on the beds. The room smelled clean, the linen looked clean. Soft lighting, and the inevitable LCD screen playing porno flicks. There was also a safe in the room, so I could lock my valuables up before we went down the very clean passage to the Jacuzzi room. The jacuzzi was very hot, so we didn't spend much time there, but I did get to play with Vicky for a while before we went back to the room to "do the deed".
Vicky is surprisingly attractive, being actually very plain and regular, and no, I wasn't drunk! :-) She has the most exquisite perky and firm boobies - pretty much what one would find on a 17 year old. A nice handful! And the minute I put my lips around those nipples, I could feel them growing and hardening as I gently sucked and nibbled them. And she has a brilliant figure too. Not an ounce of flab, cellulite or stretch marks - one of the best 35 year old bods I've seen in a long time!
Because I'm cut, and we had been in the jacuzzi, she had no problem with OWO - she sucks beautifully! There is no shit with this chick. She has no "don't do this" or "don't do that", and she happily obliged by sitting on my face and offering her beautiful little pussy to me, which I ate with great relish. Beautifully clean, shaved and not the slightest hint of an off wiff. This girl was squeaky clean - luffly!!
She was quite happy to oblige any position I wanted, and is a lovely shag. Not dominant, but takes the lead from the gent. After we were done, she took me for a shower (very clean showers!), where we played a wee bit more. Back in the room and before getting dressed, she gave me a quick parting blowjob (not to orgasm) which left me feeling quite refreshed! :-)
All in all a very pleasant experience. Barman and staff are very friendly too. I will go back.

Some info on where they are wud be awesome Toadie, sounds like it's worth the trek, perhaps even a number if u have it pls.

Flamingo is at the end of the Stormvoel offramp off the N14. I think its the next offramp after the Attebury offramp from the direction of Centurion.
At the bottom of the offramp is a set of robots. Look a bit left of directly ahead - its well neon signed. Next to Teazers. You can't miss it.

Hi, maps.google.co.za should sort you out. But it's Attebury, Lynnwood, N4 and only then Stormvoel going north on the N1. Safe flying.

Thanx bro's will give it a go and report back.