Just realised that there is a limit to the time one can spend on holiday. Looking at the pics and wishing I was being screwed senseless tonight.

Fucking braaivleis totally overrated, the case of brandy long gone. Drinking of all thinks Cane and Coke. Desperate times...

Another fucking week in this hellhole doing absolutely nothing. Not even wanking at the moment. Maybe look at Charly Runckle to get some inspiration. Or Shameless. Socially acceptable viewing.

Runckle is my main man, more fucked up than him you will have to look far.

Oh where art though now, my love? Any fucking love will do tonight.

Beggars can't be choosers.

Cheers