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I love...
Posted: 2016-04-17 05:29:28
Edited: 2016-04-17 05:56:48
Edited: 2016-04-17 05:56:48
I love when my neighbours have loud, passionate sex...just to remind me that I am single and NOT able to get laid every night *sigh*
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Re: I love...
Posted: 2016-04-17 06:53:59
Lol do u live in an apartment ?😅 I would love to hear MY neighbours having sex lol
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Posted: 2016-04-17 07:13:30
No s### PLEASE ........what do you do If your neighbours ar in there 80+??? Jho I cant emagine THAT picture them doing the DEED, oumie gumming oupa to death....screaming like a real pornstar...kom Koos kom...harder, harder(intussen tyd is hy ma net besig om haar gehoor masjientjie bietjie op te stel) whahaha!
Think im okey with my townhouse thank you haha.
Think im okey with my townhouse thank you haha.
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Posted: 2016-04-17 09:47:14
Now if you were married, you would get it once a year if you were lucky.
Stick to being single and happy!
Stick to being single and happy!
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Re: I love...
Posted: 2016-04-17 10:19:01
Words of wisdom lol
On 2016-04-17 09:47:14 whois said:
Now if you were married, you would get it once a year if you were lucky.
Stick to being single and happy!
Words of wisdom lol
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Posted: 2016-04-17 13:48:10
Very true words, single is best, all starts off well, no matter what age they are, use their p&%##@ to get you hooked when you are dating them, but wait until that ring is on, then every excuse in the book comes out, from being tired to not in the mood !
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Re: I love...
Posted: 2016-04-17 14:50:30
Edited: 2016-04-17 14:52:27
Edited: 2016-04-17 14:52:27
Lol.
Have you guys noticed when a bride walks down the isle...
The Groom is smiling because he is saying to himself... *I don't have to pay for sex anymore*
The Bride is also smiling because she is saying to herself... *I've given my last blowjob*
Have you guys noticed when a bride walks down the isle...
The Groom is smiling because he is saying to himself... *I don't have to pay for sex anymore*
The Bride is also smiling because she is saying to herself... *I've given my last blowjob*
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Re: I love...
Posted: 2016-04-17 16:00:47
At my previous flat one morning I found a note from my neighbour who lived directly below me. Note said "Just to let you know I can hear a pin drop."
I replied to her note "You should try Disprin works very well for headaches."
I replied to her note "You should try Disprin works very well for headaches."
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Re: I love...
Posted: 2016-04-17 16:20:32
Really do take note; it's just unfortunate that there is no turning back time.
If any1 ever made a time machine, they would make a fortune by servicing all the married men.
On 2016-04-17 10:19:01 Wickedness said:
On 2016-04-17 09:47:14 whois said: Now if you were married, you would get it once a year if you were lucky.
Stick to being single and happy!
Words of wisdom lol
Really do take note; it's just unfortunate that there is no turning back time.
If any1 ever made a time machine, they would make a fortune by servicing all the married men.
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Re: I love...
Posted: 2016-04-17 17:47:35
Brilliant!
On 2016-04-17 14:50:30 SweetScorpio said:
Lol.
Have you guys noticed when a bride walks down the isle...
The Groom is smiling because he is saying to himself... *I don't have to pay for sex anymore*
The Bride is also smiling because she is saying to herself... *I've given my last blowjob*
Brilliant!
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