Still no Wg's there?

We will probably get one on Mars before we get one to that steamy hot shit hole.. Move

On 2016-03-07 09:42:58 Kanniwaggi said:
Still no Wg's there?

Gotto change your name to Moetmaarwag if you expect a wg in Upington.

Take a drive to Kakamas or some other small town around there, buy a case of black label and a box Namaqua wine. Stop next to the first decent looking lady you see walking down the street, there aren't many good looking ones so you may need to drive around a bit. Pop the boot, show her the booze and tell her to invite a few friends and enjoy the night.

Sorry, but that's the easiest sure way to get pussy in those remote dusty towns.

Wait..... They still have electricity there.... May take along your favourite porn DVD's. That way you would have a huuuge selection in girls...all to yourself..

I used to go to Upington on work contracts for 2 weeks at a time, man they were crazy. Longjon is spot on, came weekends, all I had to do was buy a case of quarts, braai meat, gwaais and the party was on. Used to fuck my brains out, not to emotion drink myself poop drunk. I remember almost falling in love with a fine desert queen out there. Some of the ladies were real lookers, some real beautiful colored ladies looking for JHB men to spoil them. Haven't been there in ages.

Kanniwaggi,

Never use the same spot twice for parking over for your fun, jaloers okes can get quite lastig. Hotelroom's safest.

Just be careful the local guys can get quite jealous when okes with GP or CA number plates role into town and their longstanding girlfriends of years drop them like it's hot for a weekend of fun. Don't try and be flashy and show off. Guys have nothing better to do with their time there then get up to shit. If you have a reliable local wingman that know the spots and a couple of girls you are sorted. For a few drinks he'll go to the end of the world for you, even introduce his sister to you, just make sure you don't hook up with skelm guys.