Posted: 2016-01-14 06:18:11
Edited: 2016-01-14 06:21:28
SNLV ¦but still funny
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Q â?? Why Are Condoms Transparent?
A â?? So That Sperms Can At Least Enjoy The Scene Even If Their Entry Is Restricted!
Q â?? What Is The New Aids Awareness Slogan?
A â?? Try Different Positions With The Same Woman Instead Of Same Position With Different Women.
Q â?? What Will Happen If Earth Rotates 30 Times Faster?
A â?? Men Will Get Their Salary Everyday And Women Will Bleed To Death.
Q â?? Why Do 90% Girls Have Left Boob Bigger Than Right?
A â?? Because 90% Boys Are Right Handed.
Q â?? What Is The Difference Between A Panty & A Stage Curtain?
A â?? When You Pull Down The Stage Curtain, The Show Is Over, But When You Pull Down The Panty.. It Is Showtime!
Q â?? What Does A Signboard Out Side A Prostituteâ??s House Say?
A â?? Married Men Not Allowed Here. Because We Serve The Needy, Not The Greedy.
Q â?? What Is The Similarity Between A Wife And A Chewing Gum?
A â?? Both Are Sweet In The Beginning But Become Tasteless And Shapeless Later.
Q â?? Why Is Sex Like Shaving?
A â?? Well, Because No Matter How Well You Do It Today. Tomorrow Youâ??ll Have To Do It Again.
Laugh time
1. Question: â??Why Canâ??t Anybody Satisfy A Woman Completely?â?
Answer: â??Because Nobody Has A Dick Made Of Gold, Decorated With Diamonds And Ejaculates Cash
2. Question: â??Why Did Newton Commit Suicide?â?
Answer: â??Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl, And Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws Of Motion
3. Questions: â??Why Do Men Wear Underwear?â?
Answer: â??As Per Military Rules, All Types Of Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Timeâ??
4. Questions: â??Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex?â?
Answer: â??They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasureâ??
5. Question: Why Do Women Wear Panty?
Answer: Because State Law Says All Main-Holes Must Be Covered When Not In Use.
í ¼í¼?í ½í´³Virginity is like a Ballooní ¼í¾?, One prickí ½í±? and it's gone for ever!
í ½í´³Sex is like a pack of Chipsí ¼í½?, Once you start!
You can't stopí ½í¸!
í ½í´³An Exam paperí ½í³ is like a Dick í ¼í½?, When it's hard! People get fucked!í ¼í¾
í ½í´³Educationí ¼í¿¨ is like hiring a prostituteí ½í²?, It needs both your moneyí ½í²° and your hardwork í ½í¸?...í ½í±¤!
í ½í´³í ½í²°í ½í²³Success is like masturbating, Only your own handí ½í±? can let you achieve it!
í ½í´³Life without Friends is like Boobs Without Nipples. IT'S POINTLESS !í ½í±?í ½í±?
í ½í´³ Fuck a woman and she Loves you. Love a woman when she Fucks you.í ½í¸³í ½í¸³
í ½í´³MBBS Final Exam question paper: Fill in the blanks. If a woman faints, we must first check her pu_s_. Only few students who wrote: 'Pulse' passed.í ½í¸?í ½í¸?
í ½í´³The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. They are sentenced to Hang Till Death!í ½í¸í ½í¸
í ½í´³Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREASTS?
Girl: It Enough to help a Man's Boneless Thing stand upí ½í¸?í ½í¸?
í ½í´³Give an example of Total Business Failure due to Negligence. A Pregnant Prostituteí ½í¸°í ½í¸°
í ½í´³If Necessity is the Mother of Invention, Then Frustration is the Father of Masturbation! í ½í¸?í ½í¸?
í ½í´³If your Boss says: Nothing is Impossible ask him to wear condom after sex.