If I had to compare Goddess Place to any of the other Massage Ladies, I think GP have a lot to learn in all aspects of running a massage establishment.

Today was my second visit and before I explain what happened on both occasions, I’d like to point out that I have had the pleasure, on numerous occasions, of visiting Alice, Chanel, Jazz, several ladies at Heaven on Earth and recently Roxy.

Lets start with my first visit . I did not review at the time as I thought it would seem like I was being biased towards the other ladies. The second visit I really felt like they pissed on my battery!!!

About 5 months ago I made an appointment with Talita.. arrived at venue and this is where things started going south. The parking area consists of a very narrow driveway and has max space for 6 to 8 cars. I battled to drive in and had to make a 5 point maneuver to park my car(which is wide). Could not get out of the drivers side as a garage pillar was blocking my door. (Ample parking at other establishments)

Was welcomed by the Madam and shown to the entrance hall…. She then bellowed Talita’s name so loud I thought the chandelier was going to come loose. Very unprofessional
Talita arrived, gave me a halfhearted mumble ‘hello’ and I’ll admit, she is attractive and has a lovely figure, but 4fs… has the personality of a prison warden. I found it ‘uncomfortable’ at times to make conversation with her ( Totally different with the other ladies…alive and bubbly personality)

The room is well appointed and showers top class, but that’s it!!! no mood setting….A singe light fitting positioned in the middle of the ceiling with no light dimmer. Ok when u facing down but really uncomfortable when you turn over. Felt like I was in a Operating Theatre. (Candles and music at other places)
Three slender mirrors on the wall which I could only describe as “why bother mirrors”

So today I decided to try GP again. I phoned at 2pm to make an appointment for Melissa for 4pm. Spoke to the madam and she said it was ok…Melissa was standing next to her as I could hear the madam confirm with her if 4pm was ok.
Drove 75 f*ucking K’s to Pretoria to be told by the madam that Melissa had an emergency and had to leave at 3pm and would I like to select another lady.. NO madam I came to see Melissa!!!
Gave her a piece of my mind and headed home. A simple SMS or missed call to say that Melissa was not available would have sufficed. ( Never experienced at any of that at the other establishments)
ARROGANT and totally UNPROFESSIONAL

Been to GP on a number of occasions, none which have been disappointing, some with appointments, all promptly met

Dear Techno, I'm sorry if you feel like I was rude, but for you info, I'm anything but. And also, just so you know, no one is the same. And another thing, maybe I tried making a conversation with you, but you were cold, so then, ill just rather keep quiet and do my job... I am a quiet person and that's part of my personality. Have a nice evening... T

@Techno80, did you ever read any of the reviews I origonally posted about T? If you had you would know she is shy in the beginning but if you make a bit of effort, an amazing person to be with.

Techno I only agree with you on the way that miss madam screams call the names of those girls....it feels you are in the army .....it feels very uncomfortable but techno from elysium to many others venues that's seems to be the way these madams do business, is almost a trade mark.! Is terrible!

Talita is a sweetheart, she really is , just very shy , that's why reading reviews is so important mate, somehow after many opinions you will came up with an idea of how the girl in question is......shy is not cold ! She is warm really! But that first madam's scream set up a very odd mood to the whole experience with any girl!!

Dear Talita, I do apologize for my comments about you. My anger was not directed at you but rather your establishment and Melissa. Your service was to say the least, professional. And as I explained earlier, I did comment and complement you on your looks several times during the session.
Although that been said, I do know the difference between shy, quiet and maybe I read you completely wrong, but you seemed angry and just wanted to get the session over with. Could be that you were possibly having an off day, who knows!

I do have the upmost empathy for all the ladies in this industry, for what they have to go through. But as far as GP is concerned, there is no excuse for their lack of service. Not even a chair or Clothes Butler for my clothes. Had them piled on the floor!!!

yeah on the floor! i know the feeling, sadly happens at many other venues too! plus hygenic is more in question on other places as well!!
so you stop going to this places and miss out on such amazing girls like talita which pissed the living crap out of me!
you at least have an appointment, what about when you are there to chose a girl and they scream their names in militar tone and line them up like livestock cattle like ready them to go to the slaugter house!!!
wgs have very slender chances to find venues that match their good services hence, most of them end up taking upon the character of the place! sad indeed... many times we have seen a girl that change to a glowing place and her service shoot up in quality as well.

techno80 - Why not step into my Tantra Massage studio based at Edenvale close to Greenstone Mall for orgasmic bliss...be prepared if you make a booking - I occupy you the entire time while serving you into orgasmic bliss!

techno80.. thats a bummer there sorry man and thank you for your review.. do you think that the place owners are there only to make a quick buck out of us and worry very little about our needs ? or do we in future pay them with monopoly money ?? the facilities should go hand in hand with the ladies providing their services at this places..regards

Shanty baby, how can i possibly decline an offer like that. Expect my call. I'm 5 minutes from you and with this new etoll, Pretoria's going to look like a foreign country.

Italmuff, i'm sure they do only worry about the money. i'm also certain that there are many customers that accept this level of service. "oh you booked Mary.. sorry she's busy take someone else" in there minds thinking 'pathetic man, who cares who gets your rocks off..just leave you money and go' !!

I could have stayed, out of principle, i left