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i could not stop laughing
Posted: 2015-10-20 15:06:02
Went for a few drinks with a few mates at a venue in bedfordview...so one of the guys deceiedes he going in for a round..takes a lady and they both return 40minutes later looking worried..Well condom broke...so reckons he was in back not in the front door...but he was doing her ass greek style...and his cock was in crap...i just burst out laughing hearing it..not sure if i was being insensitive.
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Re: i could not stop laughing
Posted: 2015-10-20 15:17:56
Next time stop yourself laughing. Legend has it that the third century BC Greek philosopher Chrysippus supposedly gave his donkey wine. When the fucked up dronk donkey tried to eat some figs, Chrysippus laughed himself six feet under.
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Re: i could not stop laughing
Posted: 2015-10-20 15:18:38
lol shit happens
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Re: i could not stop laughing
Posted: 2015-10-25 06:19:51
Something similar happened to my friend in Dar-es-Salaam. Took a Zanzibar girl back to his room. Condom broke and he rushed to the loo and scalded his dick from the hot water tap at full blast. Had to bring him for HIV test 3 months later. When tested negative he vowed to stop punting.
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Re: i could not stop laughing
Posted: 2015-10-25 10:05:24
Thats what we all vow. To stop punting. I lasted 10 full weeks. This addiction never leaves. Like its been said pn the forum many times, once a punter always a punter. Inevitably even the punters who settle down with WGs or gals outside the industry after some months go back to punting.
Btw punting in rest of Africa is very dodgy and too risky. Hiv, ebola and who knows what other shit one can pick up
On 2015-10-25 06:19:51 IamaDalek said:
Something similar happened to my friend in Dar-es-Salaam. Took a Zanzibar girl back to his room. Condom broke and he rushed to the loo and scalded his dick from the hot water tap at full blast. Had to bring him for HIV test 3 months later. When tested negative he vowed to stop punting.
Thats what we all vow. To stop punting. I lasted 10 full weeks. This addiction never leaves. Like its been said pn the forum many times, once a punter always a punter. Inevitably even the punters who settle down with WGs or gals outside the industry after some months go back to punting.
Btw punting in rest of Africa is very dodgy and too risky. Hiv, ebola and who knows what other shit one can pick up
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Re: i could not stop laughing
Posted: 2015-10-25 11:45:08
I would say try am enima the next time and lube dude
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Re: i could not stop laughing
Posted: 2015-10-25 12:58:09
Clearly in this case he just picked RAW shit . Straight out the arse ..might have a bit of something else mixed in it . But that's a secondary concern.
The proverbial" Shit Happens " kinda sums it up.
On 2015-10-25 10:05:24 Ash1 said:
On 2015-10-25 06:19:51 IamaDalek said:
Btw punting in rest of Africa is very dodgy and too risky. Hiv, ebola and who knows what other shit one can pick up
Clearly in this case he just picked RAW shit . Straight out the arse ..might have a bit of something else mixed in it . But that's a secondary concern.
The proverbial" Shit Happens " kinda sums it up.
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