So it's my birthday today 13 Oct.
I'm new to this and have not jumped into the complete thing yet. Every time I wanted to do this, I got cold feet...

Always been a "roof-kyker".... (pirate-viewer) meaning , looked at profiles and read the forum but never had the guts to do this.

Been divorced for just under a year and been in a monogamous relationship since 2004 but red carded since 2012.

Butttt today was the day. Been planning this for some time and promised myself I'm going to go through with this.
I called Valentina on Saturday but cold not get hold of her. Then on Sunday I saw she is out of action due to injury.
Monday morning I called 2more girls in the Bryanston area. 1 was polite Andrea/Andy/Stone and also a bit expensive but pictures looked lovely and the other one Anastasia was quite rude when I told I her I was looking for a Wednesday booking.

Starting to get cold feet I decided to wait until today to give it a go. Valentina still out of action, Andrea was not available ( sad face),
I then called a lady in Fourways/Lonehill area, she explained how she does massage and an experience I will never forget.
So being honest and not wanting to mess this up I asked her if she had problems with an over weight guy. Her reply - Not at all , as long as you are clean.

So not being the muscular guy and being quite a bit on the beer barrel side, I was happy that she had no issue when I mentioned my barrel.
Before going, I actually stopped at the lonehill virgin active for a shower. I walked into Edgars Red Square and tested a new aftershave and the proceeded to the appointment.

I got there , she greeted , offered a glass of coke or water. Told her I would have water. She told me to relax. Asked for cash and if I wanted an hour or half hour. I said I would like what she explained over the phone. She then said ok , get undressed and she'll be back... She returned after 5 min.

Started with the massage and a bit of chit chat, told me I smell nice, asked me if I played rugby or did I do bodybuilding, because even tho I am overweight she can see I did some sport.

Then suddenly, not even 10 min on the plinth I hear, Turn around.... huh??

Turn around, I want to massage your front.

So there I am , on my back, she massages my legs and then goes to little John, who is still a bit shy due to the new environment.

She starts playing I get hard , she starts to play more, kiss me on the sides, not even a blowjob (I am clean I washed 30min back - sure there is no smell down there other than J&J baby powder.)

I say , slow, I'm close to cumming, she speeds up I said again slow . Too late, I just shot my load.

She smiles ,I think ok maybe she make me come to let me come a second time, after all she knows it's my birthday and first time.....

Nope, out comes the toilet paper, the wipes and voila....

She starts getting dressed.

32 min after parking my bakkie, I am in it again and on my way home.
Cheers R850, money I did not really have to waste, but wanted to treat myself.
So I guess until I can afford to throw another R850 down the toilet, I will need to make sure I ask here on the forum first for recommendation when certain people are not available.

Dude, you say you read the forum so how could you make this mistake? You should have known paying R850 just for a massage is madness, no matter what anyone says

Lance2pot - don't sweat too much about it. Look at it this way rather - it's worth the 850 for a massage if you enjoyed it. Yes, there are put there who charge less, but its about what you want at the end of the day.

Sorry to hear it lance. I remember going home once or twice after a punt feeling like I would have been better off having a wank and throwing the money in the bin. As you say, it's best to read up first before going for a punt. I know it takes time but it's worth it. Reading what other guys do would also have given you the confidence to tell her to take her hand off your dick and massage a bit more. Hope you have better luck soon.

On 2015-10-13 16:29:54 Ash1 said:
Dude, you say you read the forum so how could you make this mistake? You should have known paying R850 just for a massage is madness, no matter what anyone says

@Ash .... Bru, she quoted me for full service and still said I'll make it super special!

MagnumCPT
I should off but I thought maybe she'll make it a second round.

Hard luck mate! Next time is your time!

Who is she? Have you placed a review?

Exactly post a review....

Ash I luv you...
But we must stop defending the undefendable and excusing the inexcusable.

Again, looking into what the guy should have done as "read more" or "choosing the wrong price bucket" and making him feel guilty and stupid for such choice!
NO NO NO!
THE ONLY POINT HERE AND THE ONLY THING TO LOOK UP HERE is that a person PAID 850 rand FOR AN HOUR of a specified good massage! And GOT 32 MINUTES of a RUSHED and lousy massage!
No and no and no!

What do you do if your lawyer charged you 1000 rand for a whole day in court with you and then AT MIDDAY he just pack and leave?
WTF?
The only huge difference is that you can actually take such lawyer to court for what he did?
Now come to an escort and we go away with murder!!!

Anyway dear Lance2pot:

I don't know if you didn't contacted me because you acknowledge my injury or if you simply couldn't get hold of me,
in any case if you would have contacted me and tell me you are a new comer I would tell you this below which is a message that all newbies here that have contacted me have received.

"Hello sweetheart.
Here there are my friendly suggestions that you can act upon them or not as you wish :
I would strongly advise you NOT to start in this industry just yet, or at least before considering the bellow:
This is a highly addictive industry for you "the buyer".
Before you know it you start increasing the visitations until you can't stop.
Of course not always that is the case as many can control and manage well.
Second:
This is something that is going to consume a good chunk of your monies as well, and many of the services offered might not be worth it even half of the money you have paid.
Of course you are a discerning adult and only you would know what is good for you and what is not.
Other things to consider:
I am a top escort in South Africa and one of the highest rated. The service I offer is way different than the standard and solely unique, that alone might set you in a path of frequent disappointments when chasing that kinkier dragon of desire or same excellent experience from other escorts to not avail ...
Please do consider this and I would strongly recommend you to not choose me as you very first encounter.
Keep in touch with me...
In chosing your first escort I suggest you that you ONLY and ONLY look into this website and find help from other punters
Let's chat a bit more later...
May you still insisting that this is what you want and I will offer you then my services without holding back.
All my love darling.
Chat latter.
Valentina"

@Looking4fun:
"Don't sweat too much about it" ???
Perhaps you should ask him how. Much sweat it him to make that money !!!!

Regards
Valentina Dibella.