An Indian engineer from Durban is struggling to find a job. He decides to open a clinic and puts a sign
outside
'GET TREATMENT FOR R20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK R100
A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn R100 and goes to the
clinic...
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste"
Indian: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no.22 and put 3 drops in patient's
mouth"
Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene"
Indian: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me R20"
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory.. I cannot remember anything"
Indian: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no..22 and put 3 drops in his mouth"
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for
restoring my taste"
Indian: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me R20"
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to
get back R100.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak"
Indian: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this R100"
Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this is R20, not R100"
Indian: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me R20"
You can't beat an Indian from Durban.. They are too clever ;-)

Lmao!!!...

lmao!!!!!!

On 2015-10-08 16:47:45 Jazmine said:

You can't beat an Indian from Durban.. They are too clever ;-)

Yes indeed, that is why we have more money.

Original version of this joke is not indian from Durban. Rather Memon.

"You can't beat a Memon.. They are too sharp ;-)"

Sadly its true of all the indian subgroups the Memons are generally on top wealth wise. Think owners of Aucor, Pro-Roof, Malas, KitKatt, Metro, Discount C&C etc etc many more big businesses owned by Memon indians. They are not rich, they are wealthy. They cant be beat when it comes to business.

Is it true, Memon ka baccha kabi nahee bolah succha?

On 2015-10-08 21:51:20 Ben Layden said:
Is it true, Memon ka baccha kabi nahee bolah succha?

Lol! My uncles words when he talks about Memons. 30+ years ago he was done in by a memon in business deals. Still bears grudge, lol.

We call Memons the Indian Jews.

Pray tell Ash1, while we at it, why do the Kanams consider themselves superior?

On 2015-10-08 21:58:10 Ben Layden said:
Pray tell Ash1, while we at it, why do the Kanams consider themselves superior?

Didnt know they consider themselves superior considering that the Kanams from the South feel constantly oppressed by the Northerners.

One things true in South Africa. Every subgroup of Indians think they are superior to everyone else. Hindus think they superior to darker tamils. Memons think they are superior. Surti's think they are superior. Miabhai's think they are superior. Kokni's think they are superior.

Gets even more complicated with levels within a group. Ali-pors vs Kolwits, Kokni from Morba vs Koknis from Diswali vs Koknis from Walwud etc... then the ultimate Memon group the Jhoria's who shit ice cream and wipe their asses with R200 notes.

Lol! Who's more racist? White people or Indians? Answer: Indians! Indians REALY hate other indians! (With respect to Chris Rock for stealing and adapting his line) lol!

We are a complicated bunch bhai.