Posted: 2015-11-24 18:01:56
Edited: 2015-11-24 18:02:21
Dude, I have got to agree with brucelee, you are without a doubt the laziest punter by far.
Surely you can do an area search of Parktown, Melville, JHB South, Mayfair, Fordsburg, Newtown? If that fails, (and you don't wanna poop on your doorstep) then maybe you could find a skanky curator babe at the #4 prison, or an (even skankier) constitutional court lawyer?
But be careful of laziness boet, you sound like you'd probably die of constipation first...