You know they say a 'standing cock hath no conscience and blinds reality' well I have just proved that this is in fact correct. My regular was not available and I happened to have the Cape Times in front of me so opened it at the appropriate page and under Health and Beauty there was a bold ad headed as above and describing - professional massage with release control. PRIVATE AND UPMARKET, Phone Sarah. Phoned and she sounded very professional and sweet.She also said she was mature. Where are you I ask. I am in Green Point she says. Should have bailed out there and then. Anyway off I trot to 17 Torbay Rd. Knock on the door of this dilapidated house (should have run and followed my instinct)and its opened by a girl no older than 15/16. She says come in as Sarah is still busy and I get a heavy wiff of pot. A huge Nigerian looking guy is right behind her. I said thanks but no thanks and ducked as quickly as possible. I wont do that again in a hurry.
Be warned guys.

Botsman, tell us the rest. Seems like you got cut off...

Oh, scratch that, I think my connection got cut off...

Hi RibboLR,
I did get cut off by pressing the wrong knoppie but did an edit which I see you picked up. I am so pissed off with myself that I allowed this episode to happen.

Hey, we live and learn. At least you bailed out early. Remember my episode in Somerset West?

Well reported - this is the type of stuff we need on esa forum - protect the honest good girls and blacklist the rubbish.

Please botsman tell us where you saw that advert and the phone no so we can avoid it.

Hi Wildwoman,
Read the first post above- all details and wording are there. tel 0837657795

Thanks pal ! once again, good reporting ......