Guys, we need to share some of our bad experiences to help others avoid the same thing.

I once picked up a white street walker (and her white girlfriend) in Rosebank. I went with them to a room in a block of flats. They started getting off with each other and told me to undress so I could join in. Then the one went to the bathroom. She called in the other girl into the bathroom where they discussed something.

Then the one girl came out and told me the girl in the bathroom wanted to speak to me. When I went into the bathroom, the other girl went through my clothes and stole my car keys. When I came back into the room she told me her pimp needed more money than we had agreed on for the 'Lesbian show' and that he had my car keys.

To cut a long story short, I had a choice, either being f&*ked up by the pimp and walking home or drawing more cash from an ATM. The whole deal cost me close to R1000.00 plus I lost my cell phone.

My advice, stick to girls who advertise on ESA. You have less chance of being ripped off.

If there are any guys who have been ripped off by a girl advertising on the Internet, please let us all know.

this incident happening to you almost forces me to rethink my atheist outlook :-)

CunningLinguist you are one dumb F.uck - it shows you what happens when you think with such a small brain dangling between your legs.
I think if any one needs to be awarded the dumb ass of the decade it must be you! One for falling for such a common trick and two for actually telling the world. F.uckit if I was so stupid I wouldn’t advertise it – wait a minute if I was this stupid I properly would advertise it because I’m one dumb f.uck.
Let me tell you some basic rules –
1. Never go where a chick wants to go regardless that put's you in a vulnerable position especially if it’s a scab off the street.

2. If she’s got company you are out numbered. If you want to f.uck 2 scabs off the street pick the one up and find another she doesn’t know.

3. You call the shots as to where you going to f.uck her and get your dick infested even if it’s in your car and make sure you clean up properly or else your ou lady is gonna spot the cum stains on the seat and roof – ok maybe not the roof for you because I doubt you could shoot so high.

4. If she wants you to pay first and tells you to meet her somewhere to avoid cops / pimps etc you screwed.

5. If she want to go for a piss, @!#$ anything – she’s most likely trying to screw you over some way.

China I can give you tips after tips But you have to fucken stop and actual think about where you are what you doing and what are the risks and what are your alternatives if things go pear shape

Johan200 don’t worry you can retain your faith in being an atheist – s.hit like this happens to dumb f.uck’s like CuntLing because it’s nature’s way of trying to weed out the s.hit so that only the fittest / strongest survive.
Sadly though I think nature is loosing because there are too many CuntLing’s running around doing dumb ass s.hit.

Hey! Renaldo you twat.

At least Johan200 is occassionaly funny. Of course those occassions are very rare

To “Renaldo the great big Twat” not to be mistaken for Renaldo the Great.
Well ding bat what’s the matter cat got your tongue!! Is that the best you can come up with “Twat” and besides the name you have chosen indicates that is what you think of yourself? Might I ask, what is your affiliation with CuntLing or Johan200 unless you are CuntLing or you have has a similar experience – come on now tell the rest of the world I promise to call you a Dumb F.uck too and point out how pathetic you are.

Baaa Haaa !!!

What you do 1st is not pick up a chick straight away,ok maybe this is called stalking, but this is the thing.

1. Look at who is dropping off chicks in the street, what cars, does the driver seem to be relaxed (if you can see) has he got a smile on his face etc.
Then you decide ok well your chances of being fucked over are minimized.

2. If you know the area, go to a place where u feel comfortable, not she, like the guy said, NIGERIAN pimps and friends might not be far.

3. Drive past them a couple of times,looking out for if they are speaking to any guys on the street, what does the guys look like,what they wear, pimps and gangsters dress a certain way. Im not racist,i mean i am coloured, if they speaking to black guys,foreign looking, let it go.

4.Picking up 2,,,,,,,,hell no. You been watching to much porn.

5. Once a chick tells you only blow job cos she has period,,,,,,,,,,HELL NOO, chances are thats a guy.

6. Do not ever trust going with them to a flat !!!!!!!!!!

7. If you drive the same road 3 times in 3 days and they still have the same clothes on, HELL NOOOOOOO

8. If you speak to anyone of them, look out for size,the really this ones,NOOO chances are greater that they are HIV +, Look for marks in the face like weird pimples, Great chance of HIV +

9.Look for bruises, missing teeth, blue eyes,,,,,,,,,,,,chances are there pimps kicked the @!#$ outa them.

10. And you can easy spot a drug face,,,,,,,,,,NO NO,,,,,,,,chances of HIV+ is greater and obviously they will suck anything even with no condom.
Once they tell you they will suck you with no condom and swallow, HELL NO.

TRICK : Ask them,,,,,,can you pay extra for no condom,,,,,,,if they say yes, Leave it, chances are they have done it before.

I had my bad experience its under topic STREET WALKERS,

But here is one of a friend a couple of years ago in CAPE TOWN, Green point main road:

If you guys are familiar with the 7/11 on the corner with a Budget hotel on top, its in Glengariff road.

he picked up a chick took her there, as he was naked 3 guys rushed in the room with guns. I dont think i need to say more.

Cheers

PS. !!!!!

If you into streetwalkers, leave the young looking ones, chances are greater they more up to causing @!#$.

Look for the older type ones thats more mature, (might be what you look for) but chances are you will be safer.

NOMAD good advise - but never the less it is common sense and sadly Dumb F.ucks like CuntLing lack common sense and such advise no matter how good is wasted.

Renaldo the Great "Wanker"

You are very good at insulting other people. You have obviously had much practice. People like you only specialise in insulting others due to inadequacies in themselves.

Why dont you grow up a little. If you dont have anything useful to say rather just F**k off and leave everyone else alone. C**ts like you are what ruin this country. If you left the average IQ would increase significantly.

I'm sure you will hurl abuse back at this comment, and you are most welcome to, but you are just proving that I'm right. I hope I have not used words that are too big for your miniscule brain to comprehend.

Cuntling I pity you - accusing me of being insulting and stupid sure I’m insulting you but only because you are one dumb F.uck to have such a “bad experience” @!#$ like that only happens to idiots and morons like you are just a waste of a skin, stealing oxygen and polluting this earth with your rotten existence.

Pointing out to the world what a useless piece of s.hit you are is my way of giving back to the community. This is my humble contribution towards a better world. And the world needs to know that assholes with a one cell brain that is located in his penis exist.

It’s such a pity the pimp in your bad experience didn’t F.uck you up good and solid just for being such a dumb ass C.unt.

As you can see no one has answered your call because no one else is so stupid to A.
have it happen to them or B. tell the world about it.