Name: Illona

City: Johannesburg

Area: Sandton/Paulshof

Last Visit: January 2014

Full Profile: [View Illona's Full Profile]

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I booked a full night with Ilona, and on the phone she was friendly however still with some attitude, as we know Eastern European chicks to have, so that didn't bother me at all. Settled on a fee, got to the venue at the appointed time and was still introduced to the other girls. Which was fine, cause now I know how hot Gabriella is (must visit her soon).

The other girls leave and we sat at the bar where Ilona poured herself a number of whiskers, which apparently were on my tab, lol...she even asked for me to take her to the garage to buy her cigarettes. No issue with that except in between she had friends deliver her stuff, who could have done her shopping for her.

She sat in front of the tv watching big love song ballads for what seemed like an eternity until eventually I stood up threatening to leave.

So now we get to the room. Take a shower together, which was kinda fun. The sex was fake and she wanted to rush, she is a older than stated on the profile, but to be fair, she is an attractive bird.

I didn't stay the night, left after four hours. I guess I realized my mistake when I met Gabriella whom I would much rather have been with.

In summary, Ilona is very pretty, still sexy although older than on her profile, but her delay tactics, and then rush tactics where off putting. Sorry for the crappy review babe, I guess we didn't connect after all.
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Ratings:

Face: 4/5
Body: 4/5
Personality: 4/5
Telephone Manner: 4/5
Venue Cleanliness: 4/5
Personal Cleanliness: 4/5
Privacy: 3/5
Service: 4/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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Gabriella isn't any different. Read the reviews here, very mechanical / fake. Been there myself. Glad you had a good time, might have been lucky. But this sounds to me like Gabriella. Wrong attitude at that venue.

Out of interest what do you get? OWO, GFE etc??

I will give a miss. Thanks to JM02 for the input and constructive review.

Definitely give this chick a miss. Her service was very mechanical and rushed. Booked for an hour but was out of the place in 30 minutes. She is a looker, with soft boobs, but is an older woman. Would not be returning. No foreplay or massage of any kind, just condom on and go.

Illona is a disinterested scammer. Offers Greek but will refuse at the last minute, no interest in foreplay, just whips a condom on even if it's not hard yet and expects it to be over in a minute. Rushed as hell and zero effort to engage.

Stay. Away.

Name: Illona

City: Johannesburg

Area: Sandton/Paulshof

Last Visit: January 2014

Full Profile: [View Illona's Full Profile]

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Not the worst, but she didn't provide the services as advertised and discussed over the phone. A bit grumpy, disinterested and wants the task to be over as soon as possible. Disappointing.
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Ratings:

Face: 4/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 2/5
Telephone Manner: 1/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 4/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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I got to try this girl now. Maybe in a double with Gabriella. I have always had a brilliant time with Gabriella. She is always immaculate carries hereself like a lady, and I was never rushed. Also had a whiskey or 2 there but was never charged for it.

So the lovely Illona has changed her name to Angel.....lovely as ever....but does the name change say something....

Name: Angel

City: Johannesburg

Area: Sandton/Paulshof

Last Visit: March 2014

Full Profile: [View Angel's Full Profile]

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Stay away is my advise. Very unsatisfactory experience here. Everything is rushed. Didn't even get to touch her tits. Really now at that pricing. Many girls out there who enjoy what they do. This lady was a total disappointment. She wants to be in control of everything, telling you what to do. I would never go back there. Take my advise and stay away.
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Ratings:

Face: 2/5
Body: 2/5
Personality: 1/5
Telephone Manner: 1/5
Venue Cleanliness: 3/5
Personal Cleanliness: 3/5
Privacy: 3/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? No
Secure Parking? Yes

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