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Review - Zeldina - Centurion Pretoria
Posted: 2015-03-31 11:33:46
Name: Zeldina
City: Pretoria
Area: Centurion
Last Visit: March 2015
Full Profile: [View Zeldina's Full Profile]
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I hate giving bad reviews but I will be doing a great injustice if i do not share the terrible experience I had with this lady. The moment i got in, all she did was ask for her money, when whe then tried to get on with it, she told me I had to put on two government condoms at once (one is bad but two).
She was very dry down there so i asked for some lubricant, she was quick to provide vegetable oil as lubricant. I complained and she said well thats all she has. The service was so bad that i ended up just wanking my self while she looked on.
Overall she was very rude and in a hurry. Her body isnt particularly great either, she had a really horrible tatoo on her waste line. But even if she has the hottest body on earth, her bad service would have still over shadowed it.
I will not be returning and will not be punting for a while due to this
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Ratings:
Face: 2/5
Body: 3/5
Personality: 1/5
Telephone Manner: 3/5
Venue Cleanliness: 4/5
Personal Cleanliness: 4/5
Privacy: 2/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes
PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)
City: Pretoria
Area: Centurion
Last Visit: March 2015
Full Profile: [View Zeldina's Full Profile]
______________________________________________________
I hate giving bad reviews but I will be doing a great injustice if i do not share the terrible experience I had with this lady. The moment i got in, all she did was ask for her money, when whe then tried to get on with it, she told me I had to put on two government condoms at once (one is bad but two).
She was very dry down there so i asked for some lubricant, she was quick to provide vegetable oil as lubricant. I complained and she said well thats all she has. The service was so bad that i ended up just wanking my self while she looked on.
Overall she was very rude and in a hurry. Her body isnt particularly great either, she had a really horrible tatoo on her waste line. But even if she has the hottest body on earth, her bad service would have still over shadowed it.
I will not be returning and will not be punting for a while due to this
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Ratings:
Face: 2/5
Body: 3/5
Personality: 1/5
Telephone Manner: 3/5
Venue Cleanliness: 4/5
Personal Cleanliness: 4/5
Privacy: 2/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes
PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)
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Re: Review - Zeldina - Centurion Pretoria
Posted: 2015-03-31 12:37:59
yoh... sorry to hear that bra... i know those kinda punts. 2 condoms, vegetable oil. DAMN!!!
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Re: Review - Zeldina - Centurion Pretoria
Posted: 2015-03-31 12:39:57
m glad i read this review before i went. almost went to see her.
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Re: Review - Zeldina - Centurion Pretoria
Posted: 2015-03-31 13:01:01
Edited: 2015-03-31 13:18:04
Edited: 2015-03-31 13:18:04
Vegetable Oil...OMW...Helios or Sunfoil?...LMFAO
Well, her profile does say:"I'll take you on adventures you've never been before"
Thanks for posting!...appreciate your feedback.
Well, her profile does say:"I'll take you on adventures you've never been before"
Thanks for posting!...appreciate your feedback.
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Re: Review - Zeldina - Centurion Pretoria
Posted: 2015-03-31 21:53:52
You've got to be sh!tt!ng me? Wow!
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Re: Review - Zeldina - Centurion Pretoria
Posted: 2015-04-01 15:31:44
Hence the 2 condoms.....
NEVER use oil-based lubricants, including hand or body lotion, baby oil, VEGETABLE OIL or shortening, massage oil, mineral oil, or petroleum jelly (e.g., Vaseline) with latex condoms. Oil-based lubricants can damage latex and cause latex condoms to tear more easily. If you must use an oil-based lubricant, it should only be used with polyurethane condoms.
Could be Zeldine is new in the business and getting used to it....
NEVER use oil-based lubricants, including hand or body lotion, baby oil, VEGETABLE OIL or shortening, massage oil, mineral oil, or petroleum jelly (e.g., Vaseline) with latex condoms. Oil-based lubricants can damage latex and cause latex condoms to tear more easily. If you must use an oil-based lubricant, it should only be used with polyurethane condoms.
Could be Zeldine is new in the business and getting used to it....
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