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darkdog007 - Review - Kelly - Linden Johannesburg
Review - Kelly - Linden Johannesburg
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Posted: 2013-07-01 21:01:54

Name: Kelly

City: Johannesburg

Area: Linden

Last Visit: June 2013

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Booked Kelly on the weekend. Discussed the Rate R300 half hour R450 full hour. Took the 1 hour session. Paid and waited for her to return, on return she says after taking your money. No kissing, no anal, no fingers in pussy!!! What can I do for you. I said well I am here for a hour mmmh what you suggest!!! she says lay down face down on dirty bed, no towels niks, I want to run now, she rubs aqueous cream on the back of you and knob and the little man is scared, He rises then she pulled a dome on and started wanking and shaking it around and saying, only 2 ladies on today, hurry up. I said are you not going to undress she says wait for good things.

She does not look like the photos, she has a huge stomach, saggy tits. Gross!!!

Oh my F***k she takes the top off and the nipples and tits have love bites all over them, bye bye Kelly, PANTS ON and bye bye. I ran as fast as my feet would carry me!!!


Please stay away guys. You have been warned.

Don't waste your time and money. Go back to Cape Town Kelly.
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Ratings:

Face: 2/5
Body: 1/5
Personality: 1/5
Telephone Manner: 3/5
Venue Cleanliness: 1/5
Personal Cleanliness: 3/5
Privacy: 4/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? No
Secure Parking? Yes

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ghostwrita
ghostwrita - Re: Review - Kelly - Linden Johannesburg
Re: Review - Kelly - Linden Johannesburg
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Posted: 2013-07-02 01:26:13

Lol. That sounds like a horror movie there mate.
Nista
Nista - Re: Review - Kelly - Linden Johannesburg
Re: Review - Kelly - Linden Johannesburg
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Posted: 2013-07-02 07:43:03

damn...sorry hear that dude. Was eyeing this lady for a while, WG's like this should just find something else to do instead of wasting punters time....
centurion
centurion - Re: Review - Zeta - Linden Johannesburg
Re: Review - Zeta - Linden Johannesburg
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Posted: 2013-07-15 16:04:36

Name: Zeta

City: Johannesburg

Area: Linden

Last Visit: March 2012

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Hi Guys,

I have been with Zeta previously and slowly watched her services degrade over the months then when she arrived in Jhb. I am actually surprised to see her back.

ps...note the venue and other house residents
Tread carefully...
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Ratings:

Face: 3/5
Body: 2/5
Personality: 3/5
Telephone Manner: 3/5
Venue Cleanliness: 2/5
Personal Cleanliness: 2/5
Privacy: 2/5
Service: 3/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? No
Secure Parking? No

PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)
shane8
shane8 - Re: Review - Kelly / ZETA - Linden Johannesburg
Re: Review - Kelly / ZETA - Linden Johannesburg
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Posted: 2013-07-22 15:40:43
Edited: 2013-07-22 15:45:14

I pull up to the place she had renting for a while in sandton. Place smells of food/cigerettes and is untidy. Apparently the maid had not arrived yet. Has a deep cape accent and crass attitude. I will never forget her words " you like it rough huh? ". I was thinking WTF?

She got undressed and thought i thought OH DAMMIT,there no way i can Fuck that! Settled for BJ as at this point i realised that this punt had gone pear shaped,just like her. Half way through a weak blow i decided rather not. I paid and walked away feeling cheated.

A total waste of time and money. Stay away,pathetic service.
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[deleted] - Re: Review - Zeta - Randburg/Cresta Johannesburg
Re: Review - Zeta - Randburg/Cresta Johannesburg
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Posted: 2013-10-09 17:46:14

Name: Zeta

City: Johannesburg

Area: Randburg/Cresta

Last Visit: September 2013

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Stay Away from this one . Was in a hurry so did not log on to see comments . Very hurried and rushed!! Stays in a skunk place shared with others . I never felt safe for a moment in was in that place .
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Ratings:

Face: 3/5
Body: 4/5
Personality: 3/5
Telephone Manner: 3/5
Venue Cleanliness: 2/5
Personal Cleanliness: 3/5
Privacy: 2/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? No

PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)

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