Name: Chelsea

City: Johannesburg

Area: Parkmore/Sandton

Last Visit: October 2012

Full Profile: [View Chelsea's Full Profile]

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Sandton Playmates - on the whole not a great venue cos privacy sucks and wgs are pressured into rushing the experience, but it does seem to have reasonably attractive wgs and they are generally available, which is a big plus even if you have to wait a bit. So I go back from time to time to see a few favorites and to try new ones out. Hadnt seen Chelsea before so made a booking via an intermediary - doidnt get to talk to her on the phone, so 1/5 rating. She was friendly when I arrived, dressed nicely, all a plus, but not as pretty as I'd hoped. Also, if she's 26, I'm 14 years old. Probbaly over 40. Body is okay for a middle aged hooker but not spectacular. Personal hygene down there seemed to lack a bit too, which is always a big turn-off. All in all a rushed, mechanical experience. Nothing special to distinguish her from a million other run of the mill wgs - no owo, no attention to the balls, no interesting suggestions, no real effort at all. I dont mind that from a smoking hot 25 year old but from an over the hill veteran it just doesnt make the grade. Would not return and will be more careful when choosing new wgs in future.

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Ratings:

Face: 2/5
Body: 3/5
Personality: 3/5
Telephone Manner: 1/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 3/5
Privacy: 2/5
Service: 2/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? No
Secure Parking? Yes

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@johnnyblue : When I had a double with Mika and the girl named Gwen , she said that she advertises under the name Chelsea ... Now the lady you are talking about is old ... And as far I remember Gwen was a pretty hot little thing ... Plus Gwen resembles more or less like the photos ... Looks like Sandton Playmates pulled a fast one on you

Sounds about right, there is an idiot born every day and some how they all find their way to playmates and help keep the purveyors of shit service in the business..