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Stacey - Looking for a house to rent JHB/PTA
Looking for a house to rent JHB/PTA
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Posted: 2017-01-16 01:42:48

Hi everyone,

Im looking for a house to rent in Pretoria or Johannesburg with a budget of 13k per month. My reason for asking on the site is because i dont have payslips etc to rent through an agency being a working girl. I can put the deposit and 1st months rent down cash.

Looking for a nice garden, pool would be a big bonus. Need 3 bedrooms and needs to be pet friendly.

Please inbox me if you know of anything suitable. Not looking to use it as a venue, needed as a private, permanent residence.

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Posted: 2017-01-19 16:08:01

You have a pm
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Stacey - Re: Looking for a house to rent JHB/PTA
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Posted: 2017-01-25 13:39:22

If anyone knows of a furnished place or semi furnished pls pm me
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Posted: 2017-01-25 17:57:52

Will send you a msg tomorrow
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Posted: 2017-02-08 21:02:39

I have a place like that. You can move in tomorrow, cats and dogs also welcome. I will arrange the wedding in a month's time, just so that you can feel commfortable there. Please don't bring your mother, I am not good with older people. The R 13 k just about covers the bond, and I will put in the rest. Our maid will clean, wash, iron etc. Your duties we can discuss, but no more would be expected from you than that of a normal housewife, except for one thing that is prohibited in my house :

"Sorry my darling, not tonight, I have a headache"

As long as you have no headaches, I am sure that we will be happy in our home that you will be paying. See you soon darling....
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Posted: 2017-02-09 17:44:31

My place is furnished. Minimalistically. Also refer to my use of clothing. Pool is there, and clothing is optional. Outside braai on wheels. Bar, of course. Big screen TV, willing to delete my annual subscription to pornsites. No problems with you continuing your chosen career. Two nights per week off, as I am playing poker with the boys. Also off on Saturday during daytime, as I am playing golf. 19'th hole sometimes problematic, might need lift from golfclub. Uber won't collect me, been blacklisted there when I went to fetch my, uhm, package. Couldn't help fuzz was waiting inside? Oh, and still the headache thing.
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Posted: 2017-02-17 20:26:50

Stacey

Haven't heard from you yet ? Mowed the lawn, picked up the last year's dog poo. Even December's dishes been washed, not packed away yet. Municipality will collect last months debris.

Really need your deposit to move in, can maybe buy a mattress for us ? No need for linen yet, too hot.

Let me know please ?

Waiting with baited braeth

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Posted: 2017-02-18 23:15:06

Hi Babes

Sheriff been knocking on my door. Really need that deposit. Fucking Standard Bank Credit Card. They knew they was never gonna get the money back. And now they been playing the forex market. Going to the Constitutional Court with this...

I bought some linen. Pink.

Let me know.

I am willing to throw in some extras, like using my PS 2. Will sell the rest of my porn that I hid in the basement behind the stairs, and you can get the funds from that to buy some food, maybe first for the dogs, they are getting awfully thin now.

Hurry along now Babe, I will love you long time....

PS : Kindly bring some OB's as well, getting chilly without the blankets.....
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Posted: 2017-02-18 23:21:11

Stacey Babe

I am beginning to think that you are ignoring me ?

It is a chance you take.

For you will never know until you at least tasted the gods ?


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Posted: 2017-02-18 23:21:34

Sorry, Tasted the GOODS

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