Confucious he say…
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

Confucious he say…
Man who drive like hell bound to get there!

Confucious he say…
Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.

Confucious he say…
Man who stand on toilet high on pot.

Confucious he say…
Passionate kiss like spider web – soon lead to undoing of fly.

Confucious he say…
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Confucious he say…
Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man who run in front of car get tired.

Confucious he say…
Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.

Confucious he say…
Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.

Confucious he say…
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

Confucious he say…
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day