Had a very regular awesome client this morning asking me about reviews.

He wanted to know what is expected to be writen in it by other punters and what ladies expect to be writen.

He said he had read many reviews in the past that he would never have been able to write in detail as some guys do and this morning he saw a review that looked decent enough to him personally but he saw another punter compare it to a car buy/sell advert;)

Could not answer for everyone and could only share how I feel about reviews. And that I kind of agree with him that that review was decent and respectful .;)

So I decided to come leave a post here so the punters and ladies themselves can come and explain what they prefer. Come tell what they like or dont like on reviews.

Fyi.. he does not even have a esa punters profile.

But he is considering getting one now after many years of prowling esa from the outside.

He has recently became single again and now have no one to worry about if the punters profile is discovered by accident;)

Xxx
L

For me a review is about letting others know if the service delivered met the expectations created by the advert.
Did the client feel safe in the venue.
That's it.

I personally do not like the detailed step by step acount of how the sp took a good pounding in every position.

@Sage..I am definitely with you on that. ;)

That step by step account of the details of activities to me do not often feel like a review of the lady and her services but rather a boasting of the punters performance during a visit.

I personally prefer reviews that wont give too much detail away and leaves readers to want to talk to me and visit me to find out the details for themselves.

We cant control how reviews are written and just have to accept that every guy out there will be diffrent when it comes to reviews and we just have to make the best of what does end up being written in a review;)

I have to add, i do like reading the writtings by some punters on here. Some manage to write their review in such a manner that is extremely enticing and somewhat erotic ,yet they manage to not go into the step by step account of it.

The very raw and detailed reviews those are the ones that make me think..why was that nessasary?

This is suppose to be a very discreet service provided by ladies to gents that almost always value discretion above anything else, yet the reviews are anything but "discreet".

I stopped.
Initially I always reviewed, as a gesture of gratitude and to drum up support for any girl whom I visited and who delivered as promised in her ad.
And many other punters go visit them as a result of my reviews,I can verify from all the messages I get from these guys saying thanks,your reviews are accurate and fair.
But there's so many spaza-waza punter profiles now,that whenever I sent a less-than-stellar review,I get accused of being exactly that.
Even without being overly harsh/critical or untrue.
Once I gave a leading lady all 5's and a 4 for personality.
She recognized my writing style and refused to ever accept my bookings after, based on that 4.
So,from being a super-active forummer,I log in like once a week,hoping for a change in this forum, but just see same old kak when I do...people fighting,or taking shine off others or just plain being mizzies....
Really sad.
Nevermind,lucky,review or not,I'll just continue spending all my money fucking ladies till I die,but it sucks they won't get benefit of referrals and new continuous business partly because of my reviews.

And I know for sure, there are so many other frequent,genuine and loaded punters who feel like I do.
They number in the 100's,I know 'cause I speak with them daily.
Toughies,many ladies do the fake punter thing and fuck up the forum entirely,moreso for their own business and future... no one more guilty of this than the latest addition to No 7 in Centurion....pity,because Sage built such a great rep over years and years of slog, and its gone in a flash through no direct fault of her own,but fully by the fake ass crazy old hag who "works"/spends 24/7 on the forum.
Guess its fair to say,Sage is a victim of "sircum"-stances.

Shoo, glad that's off my chest,felt just like a good facial on a babe like Elle or Yoga.

Cheers!

... well not to derail my own thread as this point, as it is about "what people like or dont like a review to look like" and not other nonsense that might or might not be going down that might or might not be true.

But i do have to ask... @YamamotoKirasha do you realize that your profile is also widely suspected by punters and SPs as a fake profile created by a lady? I have seen comments to that effect in past couple of weeks. If that is true or not i dont know i been away for awhile and certainly did not keep track of all the bs on esa. But you coming here bringing up things that really has no bearing on my post is disturbing.

As for Sage's reputation I believe that that is still intact and will stay that way, as I doubt that anyone with half a brain would fault her personally or any of the other ladies at her place, whether one individual might have cause some upheaval of some sort or not.

On 2024-05-02 07:38:34 YamamotoKirasha said:
I stopped.
Initially I always reviewed, as a gesture of gratitude and to drum up support for any girl whom I visited and who delivered as promised in her ad.
And many other punters go visit them as a result of my reviews,I can verify from all the messages I get from these guys saying thanks,your reviews are accurate and fair.
But there's so many spaza-waza punter profiles now,that whenever I sent a less-than-stellar review,I get accused of being exactly that.
Even without being overly harsh/critical or untrue.
Once I gave a leading lady all 5's and a 4 for personality.
She recognized my writing style and refused to ever accept my bookings after, based on that 4.
So,from being a super-active forummer,I log in like once a week,hoping for a change in this forum, but just see same old kak when I do...people fighting,or taking shine off others or just plain being mizzies....
Really sad.
Nevermind,lucky,review or not,I'll just continue spending all my money fucking ladies till I die,but it sucks they won't get benefit of referrals and new continuous business partly because of my reviews.

And I know for sure, there are so many other frequent,genuine and loaded punters who feel like I do.
They number in the 100's,I know 'cause I speak with them daily.
Toughies,many ladies do the fake punter thing and fuck up the forum entirely,moreso for their own business and future... no one more guilty of this than the latest addition to No 7 in Centurion....pity,because Sage built such a great rep over years and years of slog, and its gone in a flash through no direct fault of her own,but fully by the fake ass crazy old hag who "works"/spends 24/7 on the forum.
Guess its fair to say,Sage is a victim of "sircum"-stances.

Shoo, glad that's off my chest,felt just like a good facial on a babe like Elle or Yoga.

Cheers!

Thank you for your much valued input but erh perhaps you should man up and name the lady you are referring to along with proof of fake profiles so that it can be fairly investigated.

What you just did may cause some harm to my house but more than that you are fucking with the morale of all the ladies in my house by making vague accusations.

Play nice please.

Agree with Sage.. accusations that are ambiguous and vague really aint fair play.

Ambiguity and vagueness when accusing an unnamed persons without proof to support that accusation, just comes across as another person trying to cause as much harm/damage as possible with no substantial/valid reason for it.

Does not bolster any confidence that whatever is being said should be taken seriously at all.

So...

The following is a review of who?

"I spread her so wide that her sweet phat punani yawned wide and that is when I knew I had to jam my big cock in her.
We bang fucked and before I bust my nuts I turned her over to see that fine ass, arching her back until I nearly broke her in half.
This girl can take it boys! But respect her. Be good to her and she will treat you right.
Oh yes. I forgot to mention before I fucked her doggy style she went down on her knees and she to my cock like a champ, deep throating her, gagging with every mother fucker thrust down her throat.


DAMN. This girl is marriage material. I want her as my wife. ..."


GRIN.....a review on the punter and his performance?

A porn script?

Like you said Miss Red....how much is too little, too much and then what words make it sound like a selfie..?...because THAT one I wish the punters would share how they know.

RB.


Ps. One if the best reviews I have ever read was by HarryB....on his 3 ladies in CT.

What a fucking read!...and that is where it started for me following this pubters contributions to the forum.

Plus.

... I love how he does not review looks because he says it is subjective.

One of the best erotic writers on this forum.

Hmm, I have done more than my fair share of reviews and I do think I have the T-Shirts, Scars and memories to have seen a number of ladies over the years.

I know from having seen reviews and visited some ladies that it left me wondering what was the punter raving about?

BUT I know that chemistry plays a role, a big role and therefore I will review and rate but I am not a script writer for someone else's wank bank. I cherish memories, try to collect them and believe in leaving a lot to imagination as I am no stud and what may happen between me and the lady may be a bit of magic to be cherished and hopefully bring a smile to her face and a smile to mine when I publish or when she sees a review by me.....

I am not a paid writer and refuse to be an unpaid writer for someone else's fantasies.

Finally the magic (if and when) it happens witha. lady may be limited to our encounter and why would I betray her by detailing everything about a very intimate moment.....

@RB..

You are dead right as to not always knowing what is just right, too much or too little shared.

And therefore when I was asked I only spoke for myself and my view on what I would preffer my reviews to look like.

People are diffrent and everyone will leave diffrent styles of reviews and some ladies might not appreciate detailed blow by blow accounts of a session while other ladies might be over the moon with such.

Btw... I use to love how HarryB writes..its detailed and erotic but there is this little gold thread of respect running through it all.

Said use to, because I havent read many reviews of late,;)

Nowadays I mainly log in to post something pertaining to my service and offerings or post something like this thread that I found intresting and thought others might have opinions about that would be intresting to read.

I don't have the time I use to have before, to be able to be surfing esa forums and read about all the going on's, so i might have missed alot of those splended writings;)