Good day everyone please excuse me as I am still new on this site and not quite sure yet how things work. I am recently divorced and don't think I need to tell anyone here exactly what emotions and physical urges go along with that! So seeing as I'm so new to this and have been married for so long and don't have time or energy to go on dates does anyone here have any advice for me with regards to how to about this whole thing. Are there rules when communicating or tricks to make it as safe as possible (can not risk my identity getting out as I am still in proceedings with the bitch) or how and who to choose? Thanks like I said I am new and quite nervous

There are some wonderful ladies on this site that would be more than happy to be your first punt

Biggest piece of advice I can give you is be respectful to the ladies, communicate as clearly as you can (preferably from a punter phone)

Tell them what you want and ask if they do it, if they say no respect that

Be on time, be clean, be hygienic

Don't try to negotiate the price if its not in your budget tell her that and move on

When asking in the forum state the area you want as you will get more advice

If you want a pm from a lady pm her first

I will add if I think of anything else, welcome to the purple world and enjoy yourself

Jake

I'll switch up a bit. I'll give you a bit of "advice" that I got when I first started using Internet forums: LURK MOAR
knowyourmeme.com/memes/lurk-moar

What do I mean by this? This site has a search function. Everything that you need to know has been discussed before (and will continue to be discussed over and over again). Including your own topic. The game doesn't really change, it just gets new players.

Rather search for whatever you're interested in - you'll actually see a lot more honest and open feedback (including punters admitting they caught STIs) on older threads (say '06 to the early '10s). I have theories for why this is the case but I won't get into it; just trust me here.

My other bit of advice is using the PM (private messaging) function once you've identified active punters who seem insightful and seem to share your likes and standards (and budget!): that's where you'll get the most insight.

And on his 11th post danielcraig surprise everybody/nobody with:


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Hey retired Bond 007 dude!

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GTFO.

Get a puntering phone.
When the "cops" phone tell them to fuck off.
Let the big head choose so the little head can enjoy, when the little head makes the choices the big head pays the price.

Identify a ladies you might be interested in, but first read the reviews she has received, especially the most recent ones. In reading you may also get usable info that is not in the reviews itself