I was on the golf course the other day with a friend when a funeral went
by.My friend,in the middle of his swing,stopped and removed his hat until the corte'ge had passed.That was a very decent gesture,I said."least I could do old boy,he replied."She was a damn good wife to me".
Scientists have discovered that most women will, at some time in their life,contain intelligent DNA.Unfortunately, over 95% of them spit it out.
I just got back from a pleasure trip.Drove my mother in law to the airport.