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Airport screening
Posted: 2011-01-06 00:29:37
Year-to-date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:
Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoids 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3
Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoids 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3
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Re: Airport screening
Posted: 2011-01-20 09:26:29
How many small piepies?
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Re: Airport screening
Posted: 2011-01-20 22:25:55
How many times have you flown Dave?
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