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Some one liners for a very boring Saturday on the forum!
Posted: 2008-12-13 14:26:58
---VERY BRAVE MAN JOKES ---
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don`t have a good partner, you`d better have a good hand.
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It!
What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Television
2) Telephone
3) Telawoman
Why is the space between a woman`s breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of breasts in there.
How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.
Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can`t shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman`s sex drive by
90%..
It`s called a Wedding Cake.
Enjoy the rest of your weekend! ;)
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don`t have a good partner, you`d better have a good hand.
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It!
What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Television
2) Telephone
3) Telawoman
Why is the space between a woman`s breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of breasts in there.
How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.
Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can`t shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman`s sex drive by
90%..
It`s called a Wedding Cake.
Enjoy the rest of your weekend! ;)
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Re: Some one liners for a very boring Saturday on the forum!
Posted: 2008-12-13 14:42:56
Edited: 2010-02-06 15:18:41
Edited: 2010-02-06 15:18:41
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Re: Some one liners for a very boring Saturday on the forum!
Posted: 2008-12-13 14:54:10
Oldie but maybe some one hasn't heard it yet.
A Groom will stand at the top of the isle smiling because he is about to marry the woman that gave him the best blow job ever. The bride walks up the ilse smiling becuase she gave her last blowjob ever.
A Groom will stand at the top of the isle smiling because he is about to marry the woman that gave him the best blow job ever. The bride walks up the ilse smiling becuase she gave her last blowjob ever.
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Re: Some one liners for a very boring Saturday on the forum!
Posted: 2008-12-13 15:20:21
Great stuff, guys. We`re not laughing enough .. we should have more of this to cheer us up.
Tatum
Tatum
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Re: Some one liners for a very boring Saturday on the forum!
Posted: 2008-12-13 15:35:50
They say a womans brain is divided into two halves; the left and right
In the left half nothing is right and in the right half nothing is left
In the left half nothing is right and in the right half nothing is left
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Re: Some one liners for a very boring Saturday on the forum!
Posted: 2008-12-13 18:03:01
E-A ... Been busy on this side and leave is in sight!! I miss the chats too ... Catch you on-line!
Have fun! ;)
Have fun! ;)
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