Posted: 2024-03-26 10:40:28
A Pastor baptised Fred and dipped his head in water three times. After the third time, the pastor said: "You are now baptised. You are a new creation; your old creation is gone. No more drinking alcohol. Your new name is David". David went back home and headed straight for the fridge. He took a Budweiser beer bottle, dipped it in water three times and said: "You are now a new creation; your old one is gone. Your new name is "Orange juice".